The batter looked... strange. We've never made those poser, thin-ass butter cookies, but believe these are pretty similar. Except these contain potato chips. We can't stress this enough: these "cookies" have powdered potato chips in them. This was, like, a week ago and we still haven't come to terms with it.
Anything looks good if you get close enough. Like figs. And long-term relationships.
Just to show that we're not kidding, here's testament to the depravity of Pumpkintown:
Bound in human flesh and inked in blood by the Duchess of Qwghlm herself, the recipe book also contains bizarre burial rituals and demon resurrection passages. It was never meant for the world of the living.
